1、收到通知书的时候，我并没有十分欣喜，其实在那一刹那间，我突然觉得自己如同一个情窦初开渴望爱情的十八岁少女，收到了一个游手好闲无所事事的坏男孩儿递过来的一封情书。
1. When I received the notice, I was not very happy. In fact, at that moment, I suddenly felt like an 18-year-old girl who was just in love, and received a love letter from a bad boy who was idle and idle.
2、长大我要来一个 情侣学校 情侣入学 学费减半 作业全免 长大我要开一个 爱情公寓 情侣入住 房租减半 水电全免
2. When I grow up, I want to come to a couple school. When I grow up, I want to open a love apartment. When I move in, I want to cut my rent by half. When I grow up, I want to open a love apartment, I want to open a love apartment. When I move in, I want to cut my rent by half. When I move in, I want
3、娄艺潇和张超在一起了！就是那个爱情公寓2里的跳舞男.
3. Lou Yixiao and Zhang Chao are together! It's the dancer in love apartment 2
4、爱情就比毒药，越深入越痛不欲生。
4. Love is more painful than poison.
5、自从奥巴马害死拉登后，我再也不相信爱情~！
5. Since Obama killed Osama bin Laden, I don't believe in love any more ~!
6、聋子听见哑巴说瞎子看到了爱情。
6. The deaf hear the dumb say that the blind see love.
7、我可以给你童话里的爱情，你却给不了我童话里的结局。www.网址未加载
7. I can give you the love in fairy tales, but you can't give me the ending in fairy tales.
8、学姐来电话，说她辞职了，2015没了工作丢了爱情。听了他的话，我觉得我也没了工作，研也考不上哎，长路漫漫。
8. Xuejie calls and says she quit her job and lost her love in 2015. After listening to his words, I think I have no job, and I can't pass the postgraduate examination. It's a long way.
9、爱情不是轰轰烈烈的誓言，而是平平淡淡的陪伴。
9. Love is not a vigorous oath, but a light company.
10、两个人在一起,不管遇到什么困难,总有雨过天晴的时候要换位思考,因为爱情是没有速成的,只有天长地久的呵护。
10. When two people are together, no matter what difficulties they encounter, they always have to think in a different position after a rainy day, because love is not a quick success, only eternal care.
11、以为蒙上了眼睛，就可以看不见这个世界；以为捂住了耳朵，就可以听不到所有的烦恼；以为脚步停下来，心就可以不再远行；以为我需要的爱情，只是一个拥抱。
11. I thought that if I covered my eyes, I could not see the world; if I covered my ears, I could not hear all my troubles; if I stopped, my heart would not travel far; I thought that the love I needed was just a hug.
12、我喜欢香蕉，可是你给了我一车苹果，然后你说你被自己感动了，问我为什么不感动。我无言以对，然后你告诉全世界，你花光了所有的钱给我买了一车苹果，可是我却没有一点点感动，我一定是一个铁石心肠的人！我的人品确定是有问题的！我只是喜欢香蕉而已啊。。。。。——借此言送给那些对爱情盲目执着的人
12. I like bananas, but you gave me a car of apples. Then you said you were moved by yourself and asked why I was not moved. I am speechless, and then you tell the whole world that you spent all your money to buy me a car of apples, but I am not a little touched, I must be a hard-hearted person! I'm sure there's something wrong with my character! I just like bananas..... ——To those who cling to love blindly
